Singles Day Recap

Today was a hit. I made sure to wear my jeans so I would hate the day right from the start. It was rainy and cold and I was tired all day long. Nothing else happened, except I ate a slice of cheesecake and it was grood, I mean good. I almost went to the Day of Evil party, but then I realized that it was being thrown by the sci-fi nerds and there probably wouldn't be any magnetizing ladies. Brian, Josh, James and I had an amazing round of capture the flag and finally were in the lead, then the router went down and we forfeited the game. All was lost. It was really amazing though. We probably died, each, 10 times in sudden death before I scored in an exilarating triumph. Now I must bed myself to sleep.