Dear Early Morning

Dear Early Morning and your accomplice, Early Class,
You suck. Please don't affect my life; I don't want anything to do with you. Me and my friend Sleep never liked you in the first place and I don't know why you keep trying to hang out with me. It's over between us. We tried it in high school, but those were different times when I wasn't best friends with Sleep. I've tried to tell you several times before, but apparently subtlety isn't blunt enough for you. I'm sure there are other people who would far more prefer your company.
Sorry for telling it like it is,
Casey