Boring Women

Don't believe what they tell you. Hanging out with women isn't all it's cracked up to be, at least not with me, or at least not the girls we hang out with. Josh, mark and I went over to their suite as invited and...nothing of any importance. TV was watched, and that was it. The lesson learned is to never leave the comfort of your own suite when certain entertainment is not guaranteed. It's far more fun when they come over here, clearly. So I guess what I'm saying is this; if you want to have fun, come over here, unless you're going for a different kind of fun, then I'll be glad to go out of my way. I mean a different kind of fun like...oh nevermind you sick minded demonic politicians. A thing to note is that Swiss Army Knives look way cooler at all times when every gadget it has is pointing out, so you have a multidirectional super pointy weapon of diverse tools for the all-around scout! This thing has like three knives, screw drivers, a toothpick, tweezers, and two things I have no idea about. Anyway, I shaped it so it looks like a stealth bomber. Nobody suspects the Swiss! Their country isn't really good for anything. They invented this knife and a type of cheese that stinks and their design for it had holes in it; clearly a sign of bad engineering. Too bad they couldn't invent better things. At least they have amazing ping-pong players there. Another thing, when you read the poetry written by a murderer right before they killed someone, it's really creepy. It gives me the shivers reading this bad poetry about suicide. Disturbing: like you're inside the head of a murderer. Hmm. It appears to be 1am already. Must get sleep.